YO MOMMA! -- SLOW COOKER BEEF BRISKET !!

Steps:

• Lay the potatoes across the bottom of the insert of the slow cooker.
• Heat 1 tablespoon of the oil in a large sauté pan over medium-high heat.
• Brown the brisket well on all sides.
• Place the browned meat in the slow cooker insert.
• Add more oil, if needed, and sauté the onions until soft, about 4 minutes.
• Add the garlic and cook 2 minutes more. Scrape the vegetables into the insert.
• Pour the beer and broth into the sauté pan and bring to a boil, scraping up the meat bits in the pan with a wooden spoon.
• Pour over the meat.
• Add the celery, tomato paste, stewed tomatoes, bay leaves, brown sugar, mustard, vinegar, molasses, soy sauce, and paprika to the insert.
• Cover and cook for 8 hours on LOW or 5 to 6 hours on HIGH, or until the meat is fork-tender.
• Remove the meat to a cutting board and slice it thinly against the grain.
• Skim any fat from the cooking liquid, discard the bay leaves, taste for seasoning, and add salt and pepper.
• Transfer the meat and potatoes to a serving platter or serve them on individual plates. Spoon the cooking liquid on top or on the side.