HOW TO BAKE A CAKE (WITH SMALL CHILDREN AROUND!)

Steps:

• Preheat Oven, Get out bowl, spoons and ingredients, and Grease and Flour Pan.
• Remove 5 crayons, 2 toy cars and One stuffed Bear from kitchen table.
• Measure 1 Cup Flour.
• Remove childrens hands from flour, wash flour off children.
• Measure one more cup flour to replace flour on floor and table.
• Put flour, baking powder and salt in a sifter.
• Get dust pan to sweep up pieces of broken bowl children have knocked onto the floor.
• Get another bowl, answer phone, return to table.
• Get greased pan and a new bowl, remove crayon from pan.
• Go look for quiet children
• Answer phone again.
• Return to kitchen and take greased pan from child, who flees, knocking new bowl off of table -- again.
• Wash floor, table, walls, dishes and children.
• Call local bakery.
• Go Lie down.