DRUNKEN FRUITCAKE
I think it's the best fruitcake ever, not sure, it's all so very vague. hehe
Provided by donna morales
Categories Other Snacks
Number Of Ingredients 11
Steps:
- 1. 1. Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
- 2. 2. Sample the whiskey again to be sure it really is high quality.
- 3. 3. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again, to be absolutely sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup of it and drink. Repeat. Turn on the metric elixer, beat one cup and add some butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat the mess again.
- 4. 5. Make sure the whispey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two bowls and add to the egg then chuck in the cup of fried druit. Throw in the flour. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sip some more whiskey before adding to the mood fixer!!
- 5. 7. Add the baking sofa, you sure could do with a lie down now!! Where's the wottle of biskey gone? Stir in the soda if you can find the mixing cup and that wooden spoon thingy.
- 6. 10. Now sample the whiskey again to check for tonsilsisity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something like that. Who cares? Check the whispy. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add another tablepoon of sugar or whatever you can find. Add some of the Whipsy if there's any left.
- 7. 13. Grease the oven, turn the cake tin to 850 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whiksy, whipsisky, cup another try, try again, have another drinky, where's that oven? And go to bed.......or have a snooze, what the heck!!! Yum Yum! Zzzz! Zzzzzzz!!!!
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Mehrooz Ahmadani
[email protected]This is the best fruitcake recipe I've ever tried. It's so easy to make and it always turns out perfectly. The cake is moist and flavorful, and the boozy glaze is the perfect finishing touch.
Shacquelyn Mccormick
[email protected]This fruitcake is amazing! It's the perfect combination of moist, flavorful, and boozy. I will definitely be making this again and again.
Jonathan Filemon
[email protected]I made this fruitcake for my family's Christmas dinner and everyone loved it! It's the perfect holiday dessert. The cake is moist and flavorful, and the boozy glaze is the perfect finishing touch.
Juan De Leon
[email protected]This fruitcake is delicious! It's moist and flavorful, and the boozy glaze is the perfect finishing touch. I will definitely be making this again.
Ziya Islam
[email protected]I've been making this drunken fruitcake for years and it's always a hit. It's the perfect holiday dessert. The cake is moist and flavorful, and the boozy glaze is the perfect finishing touch.
Ashley Rose
[email protected]This is the best fruitcake recipe I've ever tried. It's so easy to make and it always turns out perfectly. The cake is moist and flavorful, and the boozy glaze is the perfect finishing touch.
Ayomide Akeem
[email protected]This fruitcake is amazing! It's the perfect combination of moist, flavorful, and boozy. I will definitely be making this again and again.
Esmeralda Guerrero
[email protected]I made this fruitcake for my Christmas party and it was a huge hit! Everyone loved the boozy flavor and moist texture. I will definitely be making this again next year.
Gothjoker666
[email protected]This drunken fruitcake is a real winner! It's moist, flavorful, and the boozy glaze is the perfect finishing touch. I highly recommend this recipe.
Kalpana Pun
[email protected]This fruitcake is delicious! The cake is moist and flavorful, and the boozy glaze is the perfect touch. I will definitely be making this again.
Waseem Rasheed
[email protected]This is the best fruitcake I've ever had! It's so moist and flavorful, and the boozy glaze is the perfect finishing touch. I will definitely be making this again and again.
Sumitra thapa Magar
[email protected]I was hesitant to try this recipe because I'm not a big fan of fruitcake, but I'm so glad I did! This cake is delicious. It's moist and flavorful, and the boozy glaze is the perfect touch. I'll definitely be making this again.
Md mujib Ahmed
[email protected]This fruitcake is amazing! I made it for my family's Christmas dinner and everyone raved about it. It's so moist and flavorful, and the drunken glaze is to die for. I will definitely be making this again next year.
Random Hey
[email protected]I've made this drunken fruitcake several times now, and it's always a crowd-pleaser. The cake is so moist and flavorful, and the boozy glaze is the perfect finishing touch. I highly recommend this recipe!
KAYLA AND LEVI
[email protected]This drunken fruitcake was a hit at my holiday party! Everyone loved the boozy flavor and moist texture. I used a combination of rum, brandy, and whiskey, and it turned out perfectly. I will definitely be making this again next year.